Wordpress has been prone to uncomfortable bloat for a while now. I am convinced after 10 minutes on wikipedia that this may be caused by milk.
As of April 2026, Lactose Free is a WordPress Milk plugin with 0 active installations and a 0/5 rating0. It has been downloaded 909 times in total. Requires WordPress 4.7+ and PHP false+. Available on WordPress.org since 2018. Last updated 7 years ago — may have compatibility concerns.
This plugin removes all lactose proteins from your wordpress site and makes sure you drink your soy milk. If you think you might actually be lactose intolerant please contact your health provider as this plugin cannot help real people and is an act of satire. P.s it actually replaces any instance of the word “Milk” with “Soy Milk” in content.
| WordPress | 4.7+ requiredTested up to 4.9.29 |
| PHP | false+ required |
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